March 2012
“Before Ceremony I was driving around the bay area a lot, visiting different...”
– Ross Farrar of Ceremony
mikelimabravo-deactivated201205 asked: <3
Mike Hulud on day care.
mikexhulud:
When I was really young, I went to day care because my parents worked a lot. One time I was playing with blocks, and some kid came up to me and told me that he was going to play with them, but I was still playing with them. I told him to fuck off, and he didn’t, so to keep him from playing with them, I started shitting and wiping my shit on the blocks.
Edit: I didn’t literally tell...
Mike Hulud on playing sports as a child.
mikexhulud:
I played football when I was in middle school, and my first year, they asked what number I wanted, so I told them “69”.
When I brought my jersey home, everyone in my house was freaking out, and I didn’t know why. I showed my brother, and he said “Dude, that rules, but do you even get it?” I thought it was because “69” sounded like “Sex Tonight”. When I told my brother, all he had to...
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rules for playing need for speed: hot pursuit
volume has to be really high.
call every car you pass a pussy.
laugh maniacally when you cause another car to wreck.
freak out when you get wrecked.
blame every loss on your brother.
AKA be 12.
mikexhulud:
One time in 4th grade, I brought my house phone to school and pretended it was a cell phone. I got called out, and to dispose of the evidence, I threw it out the window on the bus ride home. My parents still don’t know what happened to the cordless phone we had.
YOLO? More like YAOAWP
mikexhulud:
You Are Obviously A White Person.
hayfuckyou:
Here’s a list of all the people that find me attractive and want to date me:
seems accurate.
February 2012
me: did it hurt?
person: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
person:
should i
be the responsible student and stay in and read this chapter?
or
go to woodstock’s for trivia and beer?
note to self:
you should have bought the book. a pdf of it will end up with you reading a chapter in 4 hours because you have internet.
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Message me (1) thing you want to know about me.
sure, why not.
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