Before Ceremony I was driving around the bay area a lot, visiting different...– Ross Farrar of Ceremony
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Mike Hulud on day care.
mikexhulud: When I was really young, I went to day care because my parents worked a lot. One time I was playing with blocks, and some kid came up to me and told me that he was going to play with them, but I was still playing with them. I told him to fuck off, and he didn’t, so to keep him from playing with them, I started shitting and wiping my shit on the blocks. Edit: I didn’t literally tell...
Mike Hulud on playing sports as a child.
mikexhulud: I played football when I was in middle school, and my first year, they asked what number I wanted, so I told them “69”. When I brought my jersey home, everyone in my house was freaking out, and I didn’t know why. I showed my brother, and he said “Dude, that rules, but do you even get it?” I thought it was because “69” sounded like “Sex Tonight”. When I told my brother, all he had to...
rules for playing need for speed: hot pursuit
volume has to be really high. call every car you pass a pussy. laugh maniacally when you cause another car to wreck. freak out when you get wrecked. blame every loss on your brother. AKA be 12.
mikexhulud: One time in 4th grade, I brought my house phone to school and pretended it was a cell phone. I got called out, and to dispose of the evidence, I threw it out the window on the bus ride home. My parents still don’t know what happened to the cordless phone we had.
YOLO? More like YAOAWP
mikexhulud: You Are Obviously A White Person.
hayfuckyou: Here’s a list of all the people that find me attractive and want to date me: seems accurate.
me: did it hurt?
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
be the responsible student and stay in and read this chapter? or go to woodstock’s for trivia and beer?
note to self:
you should have bought the book. a pdf of it will end up with you reading a chapter in 4 hours because you have internet.
Message me (1) thing you want to know about me.
sure, why not.